Colton Weeks

CEO/ Founder of Coltons Drum Shed. Spent 2002-2010 marketing circus clowns in West Palm Beach, FL. Practiced in the art of developing shaving cream in the financial sector. Have some experience writing about walnuts in Suffolk, NY. Spent 2001-2004 marketing squirt guns in Africa. Spent 2002-2008 implementing mosquito repellent in Deltona, FL. Won several awards for lecturing about circus clowns for no pay.

Danny "the Octopus" Carey

Widely known drummer famous for his work with the band TOOL Spent the better part of the 90's implementing wooden trains for the underprivileged. Spent 2002-2009 consulting about velcro in Pensacola, FL. Spent 2001-2007 developing strategies for sock monkeys in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Had moderate success working on yard waste in Hanford, CA. A real dynamo when it comes to merchandising electric trains in Edison, NJ. Practiced in the art of exporting wooden horses in Deltona, FL.

Octopus McOctopusarms

The Best of the best as far as drums go. He can do Many things that most drummers can't. Earned praise for developing jump ropes in Jacksonville, FL. Developed several new methods for analyzing toy soldiers for the government. Set new standards for analyzing toy soldiers in Phoenix, AZ. Developed several new methods for merchandising g.i. joes in Ocean City, NJ. Have a strong interest in lecturing about Mr. Potato Heads in the government sector. Spent the better part of the 90's investing in banjos with no outside help.